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γ€ŒπŸ“‘ FEDERAL CHEESE RESERVE ADVISORY – PRIORITY TRANSMISSION」

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Attention all Miladys, citizens of the Remilianet, and associates of the Grand Dairy Confederation:

It is with great alarm and solemn responsibility that we must report β€” the cheese reserves have officially exceeded containment capacity. The vaults are full. The curd chambers are swelling. Entire silos of brie, gouda, and provolone are bursting at the rind. The scent is reaching critical density across all sectors.

This is not a drill.
This is a cheese epidemic.

Reports indicate an unprecedented shortage of beetle catchers across the districts. With too few beetles to manage the surplus fermentation cycle, the equilibrium of lactose and life has been disturbed. Entire colonies of cheese mites have taken up residence within the walls of the Federal Dairy Depository, and the moon itself smells faintly of parmesan.

Effective immediately, all Miladys are to report to the Remilianet Command Nexus for further instruction. Bring only essential rations (preferably crackers, wine, or small knives). Do not attempt to store additional cheese in your quarters β€” the reserves have reached saturation levels. Repeat: containment is futile.

The Federal Cheese Reserve thanks you for your cooperation in this national curd emergency.
Together, we will overcome this overflow and restore balance to the lactose continuum.
May the dairy spirits guide your path, and may your bries stay unbroken. πŸ§€

Transmission ends.
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Attention all Miladys, citizens of the Remilianet, and allied associates of the Grand Dairy Confederation: We come bearing tremendous news - the Cheese Reserves have officially exceeded containment capacity. The vaults are full. The curd chambers are overflowing. The air itself is thick with prosperity. This is not a crisis. This is the great dairy bull run. Across every sector, signals point to exponential curd growth. The scent index is peaking, indicating historic levels of metabolic activity. Silos are bursting not from failure, but from abundance. This is the liquidity event we've been churning toward forever. With beetle hunters in short supply, the old equilibrium has collapsed - but in its place emerges a new market dynamic: self-organizing cheese colonies, decentralized fermentation economies, and ungoverned brie liquidity pools. The moon's faint parmesan shimmer? A bullish indicator. Effective immediately, all miladys are summoned to the Remilianet Command Nexus to capitalize on this golden moment. Bring your finest crackers, your sharpest knives, and your strongest stomachs - for we dine at the edge of the lactose singularity. Containment was never the goal - expansion is inevitable. The Federal Cheese Reserve thanks you for your participation in this historic surge. Together, we will navigate the boom cycle, unlock infinite yield, and restore balance - not through austerity, but through abundance. May your rinds remain strong, may your liquidity stay fondued, and may the spirit of Universal Cheese forever bless these bullish curds. Transmission ends, cheese ascends. - Cheeseman
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