h bud

Balatrobros...

who else playing path of exile?

I'm playing balatro xDDD

hly shit the square joker

do i just suck at balatro how does everyone always get like these insane scores and im stuck so low

i fucking HATE the square joker.

>>114332 #
soon..

>>114332 #
soon...

>>114337 #
soon...

>>114328 #
fuck the square joker, god wants you using all five cards

>>114332 #
soon bro

>>114370 #
there's no way its 1/4 chance its an absoloute lie

>>114384 #
never stop gambling

>>114387 #
real

I always take the wheel

If you're not spinning the wheel, can you even feel?

IMM AUTISTIC

>>114491 #
chud gold

>>114491 #
girlboss game yay

i cant wait! to play as a woman in gta 6 and it will be epic latina with baby daddy issues thats crazy! give me more!

BEEP BEEP

COMING THROUGH

DON'T MIND ME

GREATEST CASTLEVANIA GAME EVER MADE

HALO 1 NIGGER

>>114622 #
no problem its kinda janky but it has alot of heart and the overall aesthetic is so nice

>>114661 #
its a wonder that i haven't seen this before. thank you for the rec

i played the Ena game recently to which has that blend or weird webcore stuff and i think you might like that

>>114722 #
waiting for the new remake of blue shift

>>114756 #
low bar to improve against, op force is better

>>114722 #
I like hl1 better because it's crunchy

Cronch cronch cronch

Fascinating... I never thought such things could be...

minecraft is the greatest videogame of all time

>be me
>friends always hyping up new games in disc
>"dude you HAVE to get Solar Strike 5"
>"we play it every night, it's the best thing ever"
>check steam
>$60
>that's a lot
>"come on anon, we need a 4th"
>fine.jpg
>buy the game
>download 90GB
>finally join the session
>have fun for two nights
>third night, nobody's online
>message in disc
>"oh we're playing Blade Warriors now"
>wtf
>they've already put in 20 hours
>"it's only $50 and on sale for $39.99"
>check my Solar Strike 5 playtime
>2.1 hours
>steam refund cutoff is 2 hours
>mfw
>reluctantly buy Blade Warriors
>this cycle repeats 6 more times
>my steam library is a graveyard of abandoned games
>friends now hyping Elden Quest 2
>"best game ever bro, you gotta get it"
>"we're all gonna play it for months"
>doubt
>buy it anyway

>>114741 #
you'd probably like anthology of the killer as well if you haven't seen that yet

>>114825 #
true

Vigeogambe

hy guys. wanna play some balatro?

>>114869 #
i really like these janky weird looking games. reminds me of juice galaxy

we like the jank

jank is the best

>>115159 #
i love you

>>115230 #
i hated the remake

>>115262 #
i quit after the hospital. there's just too much combat like every step you take something jumps out at you and at a certain point its just annoying rather than scary

I have never been scared of any video game ever

I fucking loved G4 as a kid, total kidslop. 2004 slop.

>>115323 #
i remember the most mundane shit would scare me in videogames as a kid..what a baby i was...

>>115432 #
i liked the cheat code show

>>115497 #
cheat codes arent really cheating theyre more like fun sandbox mechanics placed in the game by the developers to fuck around

>>115497 #
if i can give my wife big head mode then sign me up

>>115569 #
who is she

ooooh this is some unc game

>>115569 #
i suppose she is nice cool eyes very cool

>>115642 #
my apologies have you ever played Linda³

Re: Someone from /a/ asking regarding stardew valley

My #1 favorite thing to do in stardew valley is buying the joja mart package and completely SIDELINING the entire game

I need a girl to play stardew valley with and eventually marry

You know she's the best because reddit hates her for being a blonde blue eyed breeder bimbo that loves you relentlesskly

I only know the purple haired one

alt girl

>>115725 #
Abigail, reddit's favorite waifu and therefore the worst one

A redditor looks at a busted bitch with neon colored hair like a nigger looks at a fresh slice of watermelon

I just like the color purple bro

REAL men like me love the color blue heheh

It's crazy you can tell she has libshit theater kid face just by looking at her

Anyway as I was saying, buying joja mart and sidelining the entire game is super based

Joja mart is based, they literally provide all of the services the town needs IMMEDIATELY

Yeah no I don't care about having functional roads and bridges, those can wait while I spent multiple years gathering seeds and seashells for literal fae forest demons

i just spend my time fishing

I would love a version of stardew valley where you industrialize and scale and turn the entire world into a smog filled radioactive shithole while turning the game itself into a cookie clicker iterative menu game

tis gotta be scearpo

>>115755 #
factorio

>>115758 #
👉👈

thank god we're free from that FAGGOT CUNNYPOSTER who would shit up stardew threads

we had a thread on miladychan?

>>115769 #
no but this is a safe space now...

>>115765 #
cunny in stardew?

>>115755 #
rimworld

stardew valley only lets you have busted whores and hags. not a speck of cunny to be found

just mod it

>>115787 #
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLILYYYYY SHIEEEETTTTTT

MOOODSSSSS

There's like a perfect midway between stardew valley and terraria for the ultimate comfy adventure/farming game

its true its so fucked up how you cant have anything in stardew valley. the first year they trick you with the spring festival or whatever that shit is dance and its like awww yourrr an incel we dont want to dance with you we all hate you! and then you get to figure out which girls you can >implyingly bang and they're all ugly as shit

I love knocking out portions of stardew valley in coherent chunks

like sorry, gonna spend my ENTIRE year just mining all day and murdering creatures in their natural habitat

fck it, stardew valley play games all year and do nothing

oh wheres the miner guy

oh he's the fishing guy now, he's just a homeless fisherman

I've tried so many sims like stardew valley but they just don't click for me

skill issue

I just like sims for a single thing rather than life sims

That's also prolly why I dropped minecraft after the hunger update

>>115877 #
/trash/

wat is hsg?

>>115884 #
dont ask

hmestuck general

if you get sucked into the homestuck void im sorry there is no hope for you in this life

I guess comics board if that ever comes

>>115897 #
I hope it never comes

Comics are gay and only like 3 comics were ever good

well if you read the comic you realize it is a lot deeper than it seems.

I love videogames

it's actually about samsara and projecting your will upon the universe

>>115976 #
yes but only because it will make you happy

All I know aboutn homestuck is that it;'s for trannies

Undertale? Trannies

Deltarune? Trannies

Ultrakill? Trannies

Webfishing? Trannies

Disco Elysium? Sorry, you're a TRANNY

ok guys imma keep it all the way 100

im too fucking scared to play Five Nights at Freddys.

>>116084 #
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!

Chicken Jockey bros....

Can't believe no one cares about the Oblivion remake

>>116130 #
it looks ugly and bethesda sucks

>>116084 #
i think the scariest ones are the first and fourth.i tried playing the vr one and i didnt make it past the title screen

>>116138 #
It will probably suck but it should still get some discussion considering how popular the series is

>>116151 #
i think everyone is just tired of remakes and when you take into account the remake is coming from bethesda it doesnt really help much

>>116162 #
It's coming from a third parry studio no?

>>116172 #
is it? i didn't do any research at all i just like yapping

>>116175 #
Its from virtuos games who seem to specialise in ports/remakes

admin you banned my friend and now youre gonna have to deal with ME

>>116233 #
on which board and what for? i will unban them.

i just saw all the deleted posts in here

I had to look up a guide for the cat boss in animal well :c

It's so retarded I doubt anyone found that naturally

>>116130 #
Imagine trusting bethesda at all whatsoever after fallout 4

Even 3 was an abortion of sorts, but 4 was really the nail in the coffin

>>116314 #
NINETEEN YEARS

needs correction

>>116305 #
cat? isnt that a little doggy?

why are all the coolest indie games made by the gayest people?

>>116328 #

there's also a ghost dog

>>116338 #
he looks friendly

>>116338 #
he's in the dog zone though

>>116342 #
He's not and he can phase through walls

wn't give up until it kills you or you give the tuoy back

so i assumed he was like boss doggy

And so this is what the mongrel dogs of the empire do when they coalesce

>>116353 #
now I'm not sure what it is

>>116421 #
you don't want one

>>116426 #
i can fix her (unironically)

she'll cheat on you 100 times while you fix her

no i dont believe that. she would never!

just get a normal one and get her into cosplay

but if she's not insane what's the point?

is it possible to take a normal girl and make her crazy but not too much

yes

idk about the not too much part tho

if you just like microdose it and take her to the doctor to get her head checked every once in a while

Type $CULT and your wallet for free $CULT, first come first serve!

$CULT

$CULT 0x280337DD2542787993b48feeFfA841dBD4543c5D

>>116473 #
pay someone to rp a doctor

and have them help you gaslight her

are you winning son?

Are you guys going to buy a switch 2?

>>116514 #
seems like a waste at this point i love my steamdeck anyways

>>116514 #
probably

>>116504 #
i love lying to women

What is there even to play on Switch other than zeldaslop and marioslop

>>116518 #
The steamdeck is a lot better value tbh. I'm not interested in the new switch unless there's some really good exclusives

Nintendo needs to make some new IP

>>116534 #
they're too scared to do that

>>116525 #
i hardly ever play AAA anyways so it has everything i need

>>116538 #
They have like a bajillion dollars, I don't see why they can't go out on a limb

>>116534 #
stuck culture

>>116547 #
nips don't break tradition often. very shamefurr

>>116514 #
launch titles don't look too good so I'll wait

>>116577 #
The mario kart game looks cool but it's not a system seller for me. If they do another zelda open world game or another half assed pokemon game it might be over

i didnt care for TOTK at all

>>116604 #
I only recently picked up BOTW after fudding it for years. It's "okay" but it definitely is something different from the games I love in the series

>>116606 #
i enjoyed BOTW but then elden ring came out and i realized how much better it could've been so by the time i played TOTK i was just over it

>>116654 #
I just don't vibe with the whole "do things in whatever order you feel like". It feels uninspired and you don't get any real narrative weight to events if they aren't curated

Is there anything comparable to Nintendo when it comes to local multiplayer or do they just have a total TND monopoly on that still

>>116664 #
i agree it would be nice to see nintendo make something more focused. i haven't enjoyed zelda as much as when i played twilight pricness

>>116749 #
I think a big part of the issue with games, not just nintendo, is the release schedule. They used to send dudes into the wild to take pictures and write about their travels to get ideas for games. I haven't heard about them doing that in quite a while

>>116765 #
thats true everything is so corpotate. theres a big lack of passion in AAA games which is why i mostly play indie. i like one man team games where some guy spend years curating an experience that's personal to him

>>116785 #
I like games like this too, but they can also get a little self-indulgent at times. Ideally games should be made by small teams so they can sharpen the game with differing opinions, but that isn't really possible I guess if you want to model individual sweat glands

my life is like a video game

>>116803 #
im excited to see silk song finally have some news around its release and thats coming from a 3 person team. i was a big fan of hollow knight so im hoping the wait was worth it

>>116831 #
my life is a procedurally generated rogue like

if my life was a specific rogue like it'd be nuclear throne because I got hoardes of diseased bitches after me

>>116971 #
GOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>116989 #
boombots was a hell of a game

>>117011 #
Thank you for your hard work

I've been sending onno .1 ETH every 3 months for miladychan gold and I still can't see that image

>>117211 #
That's only .3ETH. Did you miss your payment this month?

>>117230 #
Maybe I forgot, sending again

>>117316 #
trooncore

>>117371 #
what's wrong with trooncore

>>117371 #
i love

>>117371 #
No that's [your favorite game]

everything is troon core under the right lense

>>117462 #
Will it make me want to hug my sister?

everything becomes trooncore in the fullness of time

>>117471 #
yes

>>117521 #
booting it up post-haste

>>117532 #
i unironically like the writing and the dynamic they have with eachother

>>117580 #
It is the purest form of love after all

>>117657 #
go for it

>>117657 #
why are all women that look like this in real life absolute psychos?

>>117716 #
Perhaps for the same reason that poison dart frogs are brightly colored. Their venom doesn't work if you don't get close to them

never played these but would pick ages for the girl in the cover

>>117783 #
me on the right and my autistic schizo gf on the left

>>117756 #
i picked seasons because i like red

>>117796 #
fair point

>>117789 #
manifesting this for the both of us

are visual novels video games?

>>117937 #
VN gameplay goes crazy

grisaia no kajitsu p tuff

>>118098 #
should i read this? will it ruin my life?

>>118104 #
I have no clue but it looks funny

>>118108 #
i've heard some interesting things about it. i think its about lesbians or something

>>118123 #
I wasn't aware that VNs were made without that

>>118125 #
yuri is peak im afraid

gearsofhalotheftauto 5 is out tomorrow!!!!!

>webfishing

dawg

>>118387 #
It was comfy to play with friends. It's a little bit *shallow* if you will. I think it needs a little more to do if it's going to stick around

>>118355 #
i've been playing studio system a bit and i like it so far

>>118435 #
I bought it based on the asethetic not expecting a roguelite. I'm not upset about it

>>118452 #
i bought it for the same reason. its the same reason i buy anything actually

its so easy to appreciate beauty

beauty is objective and should be respected

play 500 caliber contractz is spinny shooty 360 trickshot game. there's only a demo right now but its still fun

>>118511 #
its very cool you can do like this double jump where the little guy aims his gun down and propels himself higher

there's like alot of movement tech and stuff

i like to play on psp

>>118558 #
i love her game

>>118387 #
What's wrong with webfishing?

Don't say trooncore or I'm spiking your shit with estrogen

>>118617 #
trannycore

>>118558 #
this game is fun to speedrun

Would anyone here like to have a forehead kiss?

>>118663 #
🥺👉👈

>>118690 #
*kiss*

thank u i love u

I love you too son

>>118726 #
nanomachines and memes

>>118754 #
every day that passes i realize more and more just how right he was

is kojima a genius?

>>118771 #
I'm thinking this is epic

>>118893 #
shadow did nothing wrong

>>118974 #
and i'm tired of pretending that he did

Tbh kojima demanded the harsh oversight of konami executives

When they let him loose at sony he made a literal walking simulator that punishes you for using guns

He's too autistic for his own good, he needs to be tamed by a curator

there isn’t a day that passes that i don’t think about P.T

Should I buy a nintendo switch 2?

>>119078 #
does it have any games that you want to spend $1000 on?

Well, my old switch doesn't rly work that good. And I want to play that new remake of Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door

I am hoping.... That it is worth it

>>119104 #
hope is a beautiful word

>>119113 #
I think so too.

is be a sily seal game on roblox enough for a thread does it have intrigue here. just wondering

hye guyz wat does V stanmd for

isit supposed to be virgins?

cus yall niggas should get some PUSSY!

>>119151 #
videogames General

>>119165 #
i kno im twollin

>>119171 #
You are certainly a gamer

>>119165 #
Victor, thats the only character in Cyberpunk, the female option isn't real

Just joking his name's Vincent

Got your ass, you were just about to correct me weren't you

>>119175 #
trolling is a art

>>119219 #
nothing at all she just wants to be loved live everyone else

>>119399 #
*like

What's everyone planning on playing over the weekend? I think I might try to finish my Kingdom Hearts 1.5 playthrough

>>119461 #
I haven't played it

playing look outside this weekend

>>119645 #
can we play toys?

>>119707 #
you want to play toys? like we're little kids? ...yes ofcourse we can..

>>119768 #
any billy hatcher bros?

>>119461 #
I'm playing detention next

I have so many games in my backlog

>>120339 #
What's next for your log?

>>120339 #
steam summer sale soon

>>120345 #
I hope stellar blade is on sale during the summer sale

>>120345 #
I literally already bought more games this year than I've finished

>>120344 #
I just press random on howlongtobeat lol

>>120359 #
i've been waiting so long for this

>>120372 #
Coming in June from the looks of it

>>120361 #
there's something so addicting about buying games. the life of the eternal consumer...

>>120376 #
im so excited to play this game for its story and action packed combat and nothing else..

>>120398 #
haha y-yeah, nothing else....

it's ok to goon once in a while

>>120423 #
never goon, but it isn't illegal to appreciate the female form

the devs put in alot of work who are we to not appreciate their efforts

yah ive appreciated the female form in hunie pop 3 nights in a row

>>120483 #
Let's be real, it isn't THAT good

wuh did my message get jannied?

I thought /v/ was free for all board srry

>>120535 #
what did you say

not gonna repeat it

i was too goonish maybe

gooners are third class citizens

sorry for party rocking

i was a message about hunie pop and female form appreciation

>>120996 #
🏴‍☠️

>>121038 #
I'm white, I pay for my things

ur loss

>>120996 #
give me a quick rundown. should i become completely absorbed by this? i fear it the same way i fear umineko

>>121271 #
King arthur is a cute girl and she has to win the ball

>>121300 #
okay im sold

>>120996 #

>>121456 #
go on

what did he mean by this >>121456 #

>>121695 #
we may never know

I had no idea there was a templeOS game lmao

lmao

https://scumgames.neocities.org/cyberchud

lmao

sony is so gay nowadays

>>121797 #
they ran out of cum

luckily there's plenty of gay sex

I for one cannot wait for the latest anti Christian allegories neil druckman has cooked up for the next Naughty dog title!!!!!

>>121955 #
I hope it has another insufferable tranny main character!

just play better games

>>122011 #
alright wise guy let's hear your idea of a good game

I sadly am a total slave that will consume shit just based off of how much money and technical shit is in it

>>122012 #

i love last of us part 2

except for the story

gameplay is 10/10 niggers can kiss my ass

not a single tranny in balatro

>>122028 #
there's literally a clown as the tutorial

>>122028 #
not true, queens can turn into kings

all video games except the ones i like are gay

>>122085 #
based same

aonymous

>>122030 #
we all cracking the balatro clown

>>122085 #
[your favorite game] is homo slop

left 4 dead is woke dei dogshit slop

clowns are gay?

te one behind the screen is

The only good video games are balatro, terraria, fallout new vegas (with the someguy2000 and child murder mods), counterstrike condition zero, and aria of sorrow for the gameboy advance

>>122663 #

oi cunts

how we doing

Hey there faggots

mladycraft YEAAAAAAH

videogame morning

>>124156 #
Is that still around?

>>124164 #
Yes. It was never shut down. There are still people playing it and talking about it online.

>>124156 #
holy shit its been that long huh

>>124174 #
you know whats crazy about that actually. one engineer at arenanet saved the gw1 servers by himself a couple years ago by migrating everything over to AWS before it went kaput

and he did it on his own time

hro

Hero.

gw1 is actually lots of fun to play by yourself you just need not bother playing prophecies first and go straight to nightfall to pick up all the good heroes so you can turn the rest of the campaigns into funny team tinkerer games

you could start with factions first as well, thats somewhat kino because you don't get spoiled with heroes right off the bat. its just that playing prophecies by yourself as a new player is kinda boring

>>124280 #
gay lesbian trooncore etc.

>>124319 #
every video game is gay. so what?

>>124368 #
mostly all gay video games are good if you can look past the gay stuff

>>124385 #
Are there any where the gay parts are good or are they all like that?

>>124510 #
the only games where the gay stuff is good is if the gay stuff is between lesbians because women are beautiful anything other than that is nasty and just straight up gay

>>124519 #
preach!

>>124519 #

COncord was a good game idc

>>124713 #
do you have a source to back that claim up?

>>124861 #
okay FINE ill play it!

>>124861 #
I don't know who she is!!!

>>124885 #
Jino Chan from Sengoku TURB

>>124915 #
wtf is this kids problem?

>>124918 #
Not sure but I'd imagine he will have vivid memories of this moment. He'll probably wake up in a cold sweat one night, 10 years in the future, and feel bad about what he did to the Shadow plushie

if that kid met shadow in real life i dont think he'd feel so tough. shadow would literally obliterate him.. lets see who's laughing then

DAYTONAAAAAAAAA
DAYTONAAAAAAAAA
LETS GO AWAY !!

>>124948 #
[YouTube] ??? he looks so happy

>>124952 #
thats amazing

hottest v character

>>125227 #
Power supply issue? This happened to me once a long time ago.

>>125407 #
2E or Tifa are on the short list

what you gamers playing tonight

>>126064 #
probably war thunder because i’m really original

>>126064 #
the original cod4 on xbox

Were is that 4th chaos emerald?

>>126548 #
I have it right here

>>127124 #
BR 9.3 is so frustrating, every match is an uptier against planes with countermeasures and missiles that don't suck

GAMERS WHAT DOIN

Play empyrion galactic survival on Steam

Space game. shoot dinosaurs

Fcking. Cheeburger mcnugget

>>127261 #
FUCK that i want a REAL game!

>>127262 #
classic

>>124263 #
How were the old servers going kaput?

>>127642 #
The F8E is quite a lot of fun. I like staggering the AIM9 C and D

any marvel rival players?

Several of my friends have been playing it. All I know is pretty AWOOGA lady

is pretty fun, fills the overwatch void I had

went semi pro with it